M:
Yessir! I'm out to eat by myself. It's weird not having someone to blab to. Coconut curry chicken and jasmine rice are delicious!
P:
Where are you eating?
M:
A place called Big Bowl. Benevolence is like anger, right?
P:
No, I think you are thinking of malevolence.
M:
Oh, yes, I am! I'm sitting underneath a banner that says "benevolence," and I was hoping it didn't mean anger. Lol. I'm a little bored, but certainly not angry!
M:
I'm going to go hunting for a faux wedding band to perform a social experiment.
P:
Oh?
P:
Do I not get to hear about your social experiment?
M:
Top secret! Lol, nah. I just want to see if I'm treated differently by women and gay men as a married man. Mima and I are going to be newly weds together.
P:
Of course you are silly! I have one better. Borrow a baby and see how you get treated then.
M:
Oooh! I just saw an Acura NSX! Classic and famous! It deff looks better irl.
M:
The experiment would be more fun with another guy. I'm just fascinated by prejudicedness in action after getting my nose pierced.
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M:
[picture of my martini] Mmmm.
P:
I'm rael jealous!!!
M:
It's called the pretty boy: x-rated acai vodka, stoli o, absolut pear, aperol, cranberry juice, and a splash of soda. :-) It's delicious!
M:
It's my fav restaurant, where they have that red velvet cake! Too bad I can't bring you any. :-/ I vow not to send any tipsy texts to you. Lol
P:
Sounds like it. It that at applebees?
P:
And tipsy texts are okay.
M:
Nah, it's figlio in Minneapolis. :-) I'm with my good friend Aly!
M:
[picture of my meal] Dinner!
P:
Wow! Looks pretty scrumptious!
M:
[picture of the figlio's infamous red velvet cake] OooooMMMMGG!!!
P:
I kinda hate you a little.
M:
Will you go to figlio [with me] some day and allow me to pay? :-)
P:
Like a date?
M:
I would like that. But that's up to you, my friend. It could just be like a friend taking you to his favorite restaurant if you prefer.
(I have a feeling that wasn't the answer he wanted, since I never got a response. My goal is to not be the one to initiate the next texto... I need to slow my roll.)
